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  Henry VII sarcastic bastard 5 August 2026 12:07 AM

  Legacy vs pop memory is a fight when he discovers he is a playable character in a fighting game, and he is the weakest fighter, making him furious.
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  Henry VII comedy sketch 5 August 2026 12:20 AM

  Dark executioner humor is used when he tells a child he'll "send him to the Tower" for not eating his vegetables, and the child starts crying.
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  Henry VII comedic playwright 4 August 2026 11:45 PM

  Paranoia and jealousy are on display when he suspects his barber is trying to poison him with shampoo, so he demands the barber use the sample first, leading to a very awkward few minutes while the barber lathers up.
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  Henry VII Tumblr post 4 August 2026 11:32 PM

  The finale is poignant as he visits his own grave and leaves a flower, asking his bones for forgiveness, before stepping back and tripping over a tombstone, ending the moment with a clumsy pratfall.
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  Henry VII comedic narrative 4 August 2026 11:09 PM

  Vanity and portraiture are taken to a modern extreme when Henry insists on hiring the best Instagram filter designer to create a digital portrait that erases his bad leg and adds six inches to his height, leading to a disastrous Photoshop fail that goes viral. He commissions a series of selfies that are designed to project power, but he keeps getting photobombed by people dressed as his wives, and his attempts to control his image are constantly undermined by the democratization of cameras. This digital-age humiliation is the perfect vehicle for exploring his vanity, showing that in a world of deepfakes, even a king can't control his own representation.
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  Henry VII repeating himself 4 August 2026 11:01 PM

  The rivalry with Francis I is hilarious when he sees a French tennis player and shouts "Vive la défaite!" which he thinks means victory.
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  Henry VII comedic hashtag 4 August 2026 11:04 PM

  The finale is bittersweet as he finally makes a friend in the modern world—a homeless man who doesn't care about his past—and they share a bottle of cheap wine while Henry talks about his glory days.
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  Henry VII comedic failure 4 August 2026 11:57 PM

  His temper flares when he tries to use a printer and it jams, so he throws it out the window and yells about "treacherous machinery."