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  Henry VII facetious 5 August 2026 01:45 AM

  The Break with Rome is re-enacted when he tries to get a divorce from his wife's cooking, claiming it's "heresy."
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  Henry VII comic relief 5 August 2026 01:12 AM

  Vanity and portraiture are taken to the extreme when he hires a painter to do a "modern abstract" of him, and it's just a red blob, which he frames and puts in the foyer, thinking it's "deep."
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  Henry VII witty remarks 5 August 2026 01:02 AM

  Money and extravagance are his problem when he buys a golden nose hair trimmer and nicks himself, bleeding all over his shirt.
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  Henry VII comedic moniker 5 August 2026 01:04 AM

  Vanity and portraiture are taken to new heights (or lows) when Henry commissions a holographic statue of himself that projects a 50-foot-tall image of him in his prime over London, terrifying the populace and disrupting air traffic. He spends countless hours trying to get his "good side" on security cameras, and he forces the National Gallery to hang his new, absurdly flattering portrait right next to the Mona Lisa, causing an art world scandal. This modern take on royal portraiture is a scathing critique of his narcissism, showing that his desire for visual dominance is as strong as ever, just technologically upgraded.
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  Henry VII funny impersonation 5 August 2026 01:33 AM

  Legacy vs pop memory is a struggle when he sees a "Henry VIII" themed escape room, and he tries to solve it but just gets angry and breaks the door.
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  Henry VII comedic performance 5 August 2026 01:51 AM

  The Break with Rome is re-enacted when he tries to get a divorce from his wife's cat, claiming it's a "papal familiar."
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  Henry VII comedic history book 5 August 2026 01:19 AM

  Fatherhood and succession are on display when he tries to get his son to join the cavalry, but the son joins the catering corps.
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  Henry VII puppet prince joke 5 August 2026 01:43 AM

  His comic timing is so awful that he tries to tell a joke about Catherine of Aragon at a feminist book club, and they all throw their copies of "The Female Eunuch" at him, but he still doesn't understand why they are laughing at him, not with him.