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  Henry VII comedy sketch 5 August 2026 12:38 AM

  Fatherhood and succession become problematic when he finds out his modern child is adopted, and he spends a week trying to track down the "real" bloodline, only to discover he has no legal standing and his kid is just happy with his two dads.
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  Henry VII Tudor parody 5 August 2026 12:00 AM

  Paranoia and jealousy are on display when he suspects his barber is trying to poison him with shampoo, so he demands the barber use the sample first, leading to a very awkward few minutes while the barber lathers up.
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  Henry VII Reddit comedy 5 August 2026 12:15 AM

  His temper flares when he tries to open a bottle of wine and the cork breaks, so he just smashes the bottle.
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  Henry VII comedic hashtag 5 August 2026 12:05 AM

  Ego and power are mocked when he tries to command a flock of geese and they attack him, leaving him covered in feathers and shame.
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  Henry VII banter 5 August 2026 12:02 AM

  Henry VIII storming into a 21st-century therapy session is the comedic goldmine this novel mines with ruthless precision, as his tyrannical outbursts clash hilariously with modern trigger warnings and safe spaces. His comic timing is absolutely atrocious by today's standards, yet that's precisely what makes his attempts at stand-up comedy on a late-night talk show so painfully side-splitting, especially when he jokes about Anne Boleyn's head. You can practically hear the audience's nervous laughter as he confuses a microphone for a jousting lance and threatens to behead the producer for giving him a bad time slot.
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  Henry VII fool 5 August 2026 12:49 AM

  Weight and gluttony are highlighted when he tries to go vegan for a day and ends up eating three cows out of spite.
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  Henry VII theatrical comedy 5 August 2026 12:32 AM

  The Break with Rome is reimagined when he tries to get a divorce from the Church of England and join a new, more pliable denomination, but none of them want him because of his "baggage."
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  Henry VII historical satire 5 August 2026 12:54 AM

  Money and extravagance are his downfall when he tries to buy the British Monarchy back, and the Royal Family simply issues a statement that he is "not relevant," leading him to cry into his gold-plated handkerchief.