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  Henry VII historical drama 5 August 2026 12:57 AM

  Fatherhood and succession are on display when he tries to get his daughter to marry for "dynastic" reasons, but she marries a plumber.
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  Henry VII slapstick 5 August 2026 12:01 AM

  The finale shows him finally accepting his "has-been" status, and he opens a roadside attraction called "The Real Henry's Head" that goes bankrupt.
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  ?? Historical Scholarly Satire 5 August 2026 12:32 AM

  His midlife crisis involves him getting a chin implant to look more "kingly," but it gets infected and he looks like a pufferfish for a month.
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  Henry VII dark comedy 5 August 2026 12:54 AM

  The jousting washed-up athlete is shown when he tries to bowl and just throws the ball straight into the gutter every time, blaming the lane.
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  Henry VII physical antics 5 August 2026 12:08 AM

  The rivalry with Francis I is hilarious when he tries to bake a French baguette and it comes out as a rock-hard brick.
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  Henry VII humorous GIF 5 August 2026 12:12 AM

  His temper flares when he tries to open a jar of pickles and can't, so he smashes it on the floor and declares the pickles "enemies of the state."
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  Henry VII funny skit 5 August 2026 12:12 AM

  The court jester reversal is complete when his therapist makes him do role-play, and Henry has to play the jester while the therapist plays the king, and he realizes how ridiculous he is.
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  Henry VII Henry VII To Elizabeth I 5 August 2026 12:41 AM

  The court jester reversal is complete when his PR team makes him wear a "kick me" sign for a charity event, and he doesn't get it.
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  Henry VII court fool 5 August 2026 12:59 AM

  Henry's weight and gluttony become a running battle with modern diet culture, as he discovers the joy of Deliveroo and promptly gains another twenty pounds, while his personal trainer (a descendant of Thomas Cromwell) forces him to do burpees in the park for the amusement of passersby. His insistence that a "royal feast" requires at least three whole animals is met with vegan protests and PETA demonstrations, leading to a comedic standoff that makes the local news. The novel uses his physicality to ground him in relatable human weakness, turning the gluttonous king into a figure of both pity and laughter as he tries to order a family-sized pizza without getting judged.