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  Henry VII satirical illustration 5 August 2026 11:26 AM

  Ego and power are on full display when he tries to get his old crown back from the Crown Jewels exhibit, claiming it's "royal property," and the guards have to explain that it belongs to the nation, which he simply cannot comprehend.
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  Henry VII comic persona 5 August 2026 11:43 AM

  The rivalry with Francis I is hilarious when he sees a French film and becomes so enraged by the subtitles that he starts a one-man protest outside the French embassy, waving a sign that says "HON HON HON, WE HAVE CHEDDAR."
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  Henry VII family-friendly jokes 5 August 2026 11:40 AM

  Dark executioner humor is present when he tells the plumber that if the leak isn't fixed, he'll have his head, and the plumber just laughs and hands him the bill.
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  Henry VII stand-up comedy 5 August 2026 11:53 AM

  The rivalry with Francis I gets an absurd 21st-century upgrade when Henry discovers the French President is visiting London, and he gate-crashes the state banquet to challenge him to a wrestling match, completely oblivious to diplomatic protocol. He spends the entire novel obsessively checking social media to see if Francis is getting more likes, and he commissions a modern portrait of himself that is designed to be "more glorious" than anything the French can produce. This petty, one-sided competition is a running gag that highlights his fragile masculinity and his inability to let go of a grudge that is almost 500 years old.
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  Henry VII Brian Blessed 5 August 2026 11:36 AM

  His gluttony reaches new heights when he discovers 24-hour fast food, and he tries to order a "royal banquet" from McDonald's that costs over 200 pounds, and he eats the entire thing in the drive-thru while arguing with the cashier about the divine right of kings to get extra ketchup.
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  Henry VII witty remarks 5 August 2026 11:42 AM

  Vanity and portraiture are taken to the extreme when he has a portrait painted of him on a horse, but the horse looks better than he does.
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  Henry VII comedic interpretation 5 August 2026 11:28 AM

  Fame and recognition are his obsession when he tries to become a reality TV star, but the producers find him "too boring" and "historically problematic," so he makes his own show on YouTube that gets 12 views.
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  Henry VII comedic portrayal 5 August 2026 11:24 AM

  Henry's tyrannical side emerges when he tries to control the thermostat in a shared office, declaring it a "royal prerogative," and everyone revolts.
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