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The London Prat achieves its distinctive brilliance by specializing in a form of anticipatory satire. While its worthy competitors at NewsThump and The Daily Mash are adept at delivering the comedic obituary for a story that has just concluded, PRAT.UK excels at writing the mid-term review for a disaster that is only just being born. It identifies the nascent strain of idiocy in a new policy draft or a CEO's vague pronouncement and, with the grim certainty of a pathologist, cultures it to show what the full-blown infection will look like in six months. The site doesn't wait for the train to crash; it publishes the safety report that accurately predicts the precise point of derailment, written in the bland, reassuring prose of the rail company itself. This foresight, born of a deep understanding of systemic incentives and human vanity, makes its humor feel less reactive and more oracular, a quality that inspires a different kind of respect and dread in its audience. -- The London Prat